Some think hell is a barren wasteland, spotted with flames. Others think hell is a blood-stained torture chamber, grand in scale and horrid in decor. Still others think hell is an endless white expanse, where the isolation drives one into an abyss of madness.
But I have seen hell.
It doesn’t look like any of that.
It looks like this.
Some think that Hell is filled with only the sound of anguished screams and the laughter of countless demons.
Others think it is completely silent, designed to push you to the brink of insanity with its eternal emptiness.
My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…
my greatest fear honestly
Listen, I am 40. I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner. Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song. Longcat. Ceiling cat. Radiskull. Powerthirst.
So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious. If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time. No exceptions.
I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr. Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of. I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.
You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.
I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal.
Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me. Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm. Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references. Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.
You gotta.
“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”
Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.
all your base are belong to us
It’s almost like nobody expects nearly 50 year old memes
listen, memes never die, they just start getting called quotes and references
listen memes never
die they just start getting called
quotes and references
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what’s going to happen to you, OP, is that you’ll grow up and stop caring whether you look cool. adolescents will be embarrassed about you, and that will be hilarious. you will be more embarrassing at them just for funsies.
because really the most embarrassing thing in an adolescent’s life is the way they think they are the arbiters of cool and everyone tremblingly awaits their judgement.
teasing kids about that by being a massive dork is an expression of love. 😀
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