it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
things I love: the way the loading animations on the neopets flash games freak out because they were made in a different time and not meant to run at the speeds we can download shit at now days
my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me