anarchetypal: i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
lakwatsa-lazuli: BONUS: Callie: “Sis, is it just me or do you ever feel like you’re third wheeling when you’re with the new girls" Marie: “Sis I really want pie now”
ubfunkey: Commander Tartar is Splatoon’s first heterosexual character; so progressive! Source: ubfunkey
brendanthesalty: hoothoot: straight culture: gay culture: The fact that the Her cups has just a little less coffee in it to accommodate for the full size His cup is depressingly symbolic.
lakwatsa-lazuli: Would you rather be Spooned? Or- uh.. Nevermind! Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
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