banishedquasiroyal:

panbelacqua:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

this rly is what its like having siblings and the way only children react to it

im so upset at everyone tagging this with “im the red/blue/green/pink one” their NAMES are HUEY DEWEY LOUIE AND WEBBY you uncultured fucking cretins

Their names are (left -> right) Jade, John, Dave, Rose.

bythepowerofscience:

celticpyro:

gouachevalier:

frederick-the-ii:

tilthat:

TIL that virtually all Middle Ages scholars believed that the Earth is spherical. The myth that people in the Middle Ages thought the earth is flat appears to date from the 17th century as part of the campaign by Protestants against Catholic teaching.

via reddit.com

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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New Flat Earth symbol: cross on top of a pancake.

Flat Earth is out, Holy Hand Grenade Earth is in

inkskinned:

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

rosalui:

meso-mijali:

rosalui:

youngstero:

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

phantomsteed:

im so sad that the live action teen titans isnt like, representative of how real teens actually are. like if they wanna make an “”“updated”“” teen titans for the “”“modern”“” generation then make a show thats exactly like the original except they’re all gay and have a discord chat where cyborg changes robin’s username to “edgy twink” any time he talks about mcr