How many of you have been banned from playing a bard in campaigns? I need to know for science.
For anyone that might ask- I had to sign a legally binding contract to not play bard characters if I wanted to join a campaign in my old group.
this is an outrage.
here’s what you do:
be a half-elf. the skill versatility trait is similar to the bard’s starting skill proficiencies
play a warlock. again, similar starting proficiencies. charisma is your spellcasting ability. very bardy
your otherworldly patron is the great old one. or the archfey. except call them your “otherworldly muse” or “otherworldly patron of the arts”
pick spells on the bard spell list, such as minor illusion, mage hand, dissonant whispers, or Tasha’s hideous laughter
take the entertainer background. much bard. wow.
choose pact of the blade if you’re a valor bard or pact of the tome if you’re a lore bard. i recommend the latter. pick the vicious mockery cantrip (because bard), as well as guidance and resistance (to emulate bardic inspiration)
for eldritch invocations, take beguiling influence for more skill proficiencies and book of ancient secrets to ape the bard’s magical secrets feature
if you miss having expertise, splash in a level or six of rogue, perhaps at fifth level
voila! you’re a bard in all but name. that’ll show ‘em
Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?
One of my brothers works at Home Depot and the other works at Ace. I can confirm that they DO wonder.
“So this customer just… went in and bought every single tube of silicone we had. It wasn’t many, to be fair, but then they also bought a bunch of dirt. They were really fussy about the TYPE of soil too.”
“They’re a reptile keeper and they’re making a new vivarium. I can guarantee it. Ask them what species they keep next time. I want to know.”
If JK Rowling can retroactively make Dumbledore gay “but it just never came up because it wasn’t important” and everyone can eat that shit up, you can have whatever LGBT headcanons you want regardless of how much “evidence” you have.
dude that’s only 299 dollars for 299 dollars you could make ur living room the SICKEST living room anyone has ever been in, or will ever be in, in their ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES
My DM wants our group to pitch in like $50 to get this thing for our game nights.
It also has a built in fog machine as well, in case you were unsure still.
It’s available at Home Depot right now btw
Good idea?
BEST idea.
Please remember to properly vent, fog machines indoors can be dangerous for people with breathing issues.
Other than that … HELL YEAH GET THAT SICK ASS DRAGON!
Delicious. Finally some good fucking home improvement.
♥️ FLORINA!!! ♥️ My favourite Pegasus Knight forever and my precious darling daughter that must be protected at all costs (mostly from her own shyness because she is such a great warrior tbh)
lynn/florina commission for @mukais-mom !!! thank u for buying<3
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Don’t know what kind of pubs they’re going to, but those prices are off (all more expensive. $46 in Chicago?! Give me a break!). Rest is pretty good.
I’m from Chicago and I’d actually say that’s about right. I even did some googling and, of the first three pubs that appeared, the average for a dinner entree was about $16. $16 per entree (2x), $3 per drink (2x), and a 20% tip comes out to $45.60.
some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!
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