malexandro:

the-malevolent-platypus:

this-one-guy-over-there:

feelingtheaster99:

I feel like an aspect of Phineas and Ferb that goes completely underappreciated is that not once but TWICE per episode the writers were able to link the story lines of two brothers building crazy and impossible things with their friends and an evil scientist who poorly tries to take over of the world and also battles a platypus AND somehow make it that whatever malfunctioning device the scientist made completely removed the proof anything had happened with them. Like… that’s astounding  

What’s more astounding is the fact that they managed to, somehow, make it weirder and weirder without losing face. Like. I wonder how they explained these scenarios to the animators with a straight face.
“Yeah, so we’re gonna have the platypus get in a swordfight with the evil scientist. Yeah, have the Duel of the Fates playing in the background. Yeah, it’s gonna be Brutworst and Hot dog as swords”

Phineas and Ferb is really unappreciated just because “the plot is always the same, that’s a lame excuse for not having enough ideas”. Like no, not at all. This is exactly what makes the show so good: the ability to make every episode special by changing the usual pattern just a little. It’s always a little changing: using Perry’s point of view , make the episode go on backwards, making Linda (the mom) become the Candace of the situation by trying to get her husband’s attention, make Perry and Candace switching bodies…

It’s a little change of the pattern, but it’s enough, because the plot is NOT the pattern: the plot develops around the pattern like it’s some kind of environment or scenery.

And the best part is that the characters themselves know about it: Candace knows she will never bust them, Linda knows that her daughter will never give up, the boys know that their invections will just disappear.

Y’all are forgetting the FRIKKIN MUSIC

diazrosa:

i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

fairglenned:

Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck

  • “ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”
  • “ I am a monument to all your sins. “
  • “ I’ll do whatever you want. ”
  • “ Then perish. ”
  • “ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”
  • “ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”
  • “ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”
  • “ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”
  • “ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”
  • “ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”
  • “ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”
  • “ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”
  • “ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”
  • “ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”
  • “ Tell me the name of God. ”
  • “ Can you feel your heart burning? ”
  • “ Can you feel the struggle within? ”
  • “ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”
  • “ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”
  • “ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”
  • “ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”
  • “ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”
  • “ God wishes he were me. ”
  • “ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”
  • “ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”
  • “ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”
  • “ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”
  • “ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”
  • “ There are no gods here. ”
  • “ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”
  • “ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”
  • “ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”
  • “ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”
  • “ Pick a god and pray. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”
  • “ Bold of you to assume I can die. “