atgm-launcher:

incorrect-pmmm-quotes:

official-kircheis:

incorrect-pmmm-quotes:

“average magical girl makes 3 bad choices a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average meguca makes 0 bad choices per year. Bad Choice Homura, who makes 10,000 bad choices per hour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“average magical girl makes 3 bad choices a day" factoid actualy just
statistical error. Average meguca makes 0 bad choices per year. Bad
Choice Homura Sayaka, who makes 10,000 bad choices per hour, is an outlier adn
should not have been counted

FTFY

It works for any of them, honestly

“Average magical girl makes 10,000 bad choices a day” is statistically correct. “Magical girls are fucking dumbasses.” statistics analyst said to interviewers.

scene before movie climax:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

  • Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
  • Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
  • Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
  • Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
  • Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
  • Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there