wizardtwins:

whats ur favorite swear to say? 

i specifically like “fucking” as an adjective bc it adds so much meaning to what im saying

like “my banana” and “my fucking banana” are such different phrases, “fucking” as an adjective is so transformative 

“bitch” is a close second tho. not as an insult to others, but as a compliment to myself and as a sentence finisher. “i just washed my hands” vs “i just washed my hands bitch”. it adds a tone to it that nothing else could add!!!!

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone