every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her “girlfriend” owes me 50$
Actually, in reference to “Wallace is sexy now” below, I’ve noticed a trend in Pokemon lately:
Whenever they remake older games, the people tend to get a lot hotter than they were originally. It seems as the art style “evolves”, so do the characters (with hotter and sexier results).
Obviously, we’ve seen this with Wallace himself, but Steven, Morty, Archie/Maxie, Karen and others have had this happen to them too.
So, that’s my question to everybody: Who do you think is gonna get sexed up once Sinnoh remakes come?
@arceus please let it be crasher wake
Everyone hates on Pidgey because of Pokemon Go but I always got excited when I finally got one in the games c:
impulsive happy messages are horrible because one minute ur excitedly quadruple texting and then they dont respond and ur whole mood crashes and it’s all their fault and they definitely didn’t respond because they hate u and wanted to ruin ur mood and make u miserable and
what doesn’t kill you really makes you wish it did
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
This isn’t particularly good/funny so if you want to make a better version please feel free to do so!!
“You’ve got to be stirring my pasta”. Of course my fat ass would have a birthday about pasta.
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING HE SAID, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!
you’ve got to be playing my nipples
you’vwe got to be playing my radio
sky's stuff 