yvscrib:

*swings huge plastic sword around* im not straight

andrewinyard:

me: *tells someone about something im proud of*

person : *doesn’t react how i want them to*

me: well……. its been a good run…….. but its about time i disappear and die

temptingsuggestion:

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

stage one: this is not bad
stage two: what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?
stage three: feeling a bit nauseous now
stage four: i’m not really sure why i’m crying
stage five: who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-