
* You ordered Noelle to flatter the enemy!
I just…really like Noelle guys…so dark world/rpg Noelle is here….

* You ordered Noelle to flatter the enemy!
I just…really like Noelle guys…so dark world/rpg Noelle is here….
i bet noelle organizes a secret santa every year and everyone DREADS drawing her name bc how tf are you supposed to come up with an acceptable gift for Noelle Fucking Holiday, literal master of thoughtful gift giving and PROUD walking christmas tree ornament. there’s so much to live up to. so much pressure.
kris is her secret santa. they give her a massive present, out of which bursts susie. everyone else in class hates this bc how is noelle’s santa next year meant to top a girlfriend??
oh my god
i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business
the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss
causing a ruckus
We dream of the summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer.
What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?
are you okay 😦
My feet are cold as FUCK dude
classicist: wow, another new fragment of sappho! i wonder what amazing poetry it contains!
sappho: ….f your[e] readi…
]is you’re ga[y
You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.
THIS. this is important

WELP, LET ME JUST JUMP ON THIS BAND WAGON EARLY!