Stones Have Been Popping Out of People Who Ride Roller Coasters

the-pie-initiative:

kristoffbjorgman:

kawuli:

kawuli:

kawuli:

1. Doctor finds anecdotal evidence that people are passing kidney stones after riding on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disney World

2. Doctor makes 3-D model of kidney, complete with stones and urine (his own), takes it on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 60 times

3. “The stones passed 63.89 percent of the time while the kidneys were in the back of the car. When they were in the front, the passage rate was only 16.67 percent. That’s based on only 60 rides on a single coaster, and Wartinger guards his excitement in the journal article: ‘Preliminary study findings support the anecdotal evidence that a ride on a moderate-intensity roller coaster could benefit some patients with small kidney stones.’”

4. “Some rides are going to be more advantageous for some patients than other rides. So I wouldn’t say that the only ride that helps you pass stones is Big Thunder Mountain. That’s grossly inaccurate.”

5. “His advice for now: If you know you have a stone that’s smaller than five millimeters, riding a series of roller coasters could help you pass that stone before it gets to an obstructive size and either causes debilitating colic or requires a $10,000 procedure to try and break it up. And even once a stone is broken up using shock waves, tiny fragments and “dust” remain that need to be passed. The coaster could help with that, too.”

SCIENCE: IT WORKS

Update: 

“In all, we used 174 kidney stones of varying shapes, sizes and weights to see if each model worked on the same ride and on two other roller coasters,” Wartinger said. “Big Thunder Mountain was the only one that worked. We tried Space Mountain and Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster and both failed.”Wartinger went on to explain that these other rides are too fast and too violent with a G-force that pins the stone into the kidney and doesn’t allow it to pass.“The ideal coaster is rough and quick with some twists and turns, but no upside down or inverted movements,” he said.

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I just love this because it’s HILARIOUS and yet also a perfect archetypal example of The Scientific Method:

1. Hypothesis

2. Experiment

3. Results

4. Discussion 

5. Conclusions

6. GOTO 1 (the scientific method is iterative, don’t forget that part)

was this like… done in cooperation with disney management or did some  random scientist go through bag check with a 3d printed kidney and a bottle of piss and start looking for big thunder mountain fastpasses

He asked first!

Of course, the researchers had to get permission from Disney World before bringing the model kidney onto the rides. “It was a little bit of luck,” Wartinger recalls. “We went to guest services, and we didn’t want them to wonder what was going on—two adult men riding the same ride again and again, carrying a backpack. We told them what our intent was, and it turned out that the manager that day was a guy who recently had a kidney stone. He called the ride manager and said, do whatever you can to help these guys, they’re trying to help people with kidney stones.”

Stones Have Been Popping Out of People Who Ride Roller Coasters

determinedtomato:

my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”

i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”

ralfmaximus:

justsomeantifas:

accio–sanity:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

th4nkyoub3n:

justsomeantifas:

antifamutantdown:

justsomeantifas:

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hell world

I’m deleting that shit and telling every single one of my friends the moment this goes live.

are u sure 100% it hasn’t already…

it’s called an ip address? i don’t understand why this is an invention

what this means is… even when you use a VPN it will not matter, it will know where you are no matter the IP address. 

what this also means is … your friends, or even random strangers can give away where you live. just you know. fyi. even if you don’t have a facebook.

even if you don’t have a facebook

how tf is that supposed to work?

🙂 friends/family/stranger mentioning you in facebook posts. pictures of you in the backgrounds. and so many other ways. 

ohoho it’s much worse than that

Let’s say you don’t have a facebook account, loathe facebook, have never interacted with facebook, etc.

So one day you buy a t-shirt from a vendor

(let’s call them T-ShitCo)

who, aside from their T-ShitCo web shopping cart, also maintains a T-ShitCo facebook page. 

To place your order with them you hand over your address & billing information, which (via the T-ShitCo facebook portal) gets passed over to facebook’s advertising platform which correlates that information with every other mention of you from all the other vendors out there who are not T-ShitCo. 

Same street address, different name/email as another profile? 

DING 

Facebook now knows you share a physical address with another user, and based on meta-data from other sources (age, income, what kind of dwelling) can build inferences about your relationship. Facebook can successfully guess: mom, dad, brother, sister, lover, wife.. whatever.

And if that other account belongs to an actual, live fb user? They know EVERYTHING already so those inferences are not exactly shooting in the dark.

So even if you’ve never used facebook before there’s a strong chance they already know you very very well.

Also, deleting your account does nothing. Your pages may go invisible but that internal profile lives on, and continues to grow as you interact with the internet.

maridiayachtclub:

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail