fatsexybitch:

fatsexybitch:

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

One morning i met the world’s most powerful man

Source: tomato-bird

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

silentauroriamthereal:

crustysvm:

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

AMEN

Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!

Source: humorstaff

somaddicouldscream:

My last two brain cells when I start a new daydream plot

closet-keys:

gaygothur:

There’s gotta be some more middle ground between people that think friends are free therapists and people who think any conversation that is more personal than small talk about the weather is emotional labor

You’re looking for the elusive group of people who maintain healthy boundaries

yelnatszeroni:

The worst trope in the universe is when a female character who gets teased for looking like a “lesbian” turns out to be straight as like this whole “haha turns out she likes boys don’t stereotype” bitch just have her be gay @ Mean Girls/@ Bring It On