alchemizing shenanigans took up a fairly big chunk of homestuck and it was 100% worth it
Alchemy was, no joke, originally my favorite part of the comic and I feel like something was lost when characters stopped halting the plot entirely to showcase dumb ideas hussie had
sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?
I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why
wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one
im so sad that the live action teen titans isnt like, representative of how real teens actually are. like if they wanna make an “”“updated”“” teen titans for the “”“modern”“” generation then make a show thats exactly like the original except they’re all gay and have a discord chat where cyborg changes robin’s username to “edgy twink” any time he talks about mcr