that gender pmd post reminded me of the fact that (excluding the playerâs character) every pokemon in the first mystery dungeon game was genderless. But if your character is a Skitty, you learn attract very early on-and instead of it taking a whole Cryogonal sort of thing where itâs useless is does the opposite and works on every pokemon in the game, from a little Metapod all the way up to fucking Rayquaza
like youâre literally so adorable that a literal weather deity canât even bring itself to hurt you even when the fate of the world depends on it and youâre slapping it to death
Okay so as those of you who use PayPal are probably aware, PayPal has this new credit card type thing that theyâre DESPERATE for people to use.
So I was buying something with Paypal and suddenly mid check out i noticed something that said I was signing up for their credit card, like not asking me if I want to buy it, one click away as if I was about to finish a transaction for it. I scrolled down and saw a âcancel transactionâ button, pressed it, and suddenly I was back to my checkout screen.
PayPal now has a pop up screen that looks almost identical to their normal checkout screen, which will pop up while youâre mid-transaction and try to trick you into signing up for their credit card. Keep an eye out.
Thereâs this sense of reckless bravery that short people have and tall people lack.
Like, the second I climb a fucking counter to get to a cupboard? Suddenly, Iâm kissing death cus I could fall and break my head.
This one time I jerry-rigged the house satellite. I had to climb to the roof using the backyard door because the ladder was stored two feet too high for me to reach.
At work? We have this freezer full of steel storage shelves. We put our most commonly used item on the very top of the fucking shelf. My 6â0 tall manager asked me to get a box of these items and I went to the freezer, climbed up the shelf, and started pulling on this thirty pound box. That was when he bursted into the freezer, tried to stop me, but it was too late. The box slid off the shelf and I smoothly caught it around my arms. And he just went âyou couldâve killed yourself jesus christâŚâ and I looked at him dead in the eyes and said âI know, but you gave me a job to doâ
TLDR: short people would literally risk their lives to prove to tall people that their height wonât stop them, and tall people just want short people to chill out and ask for help.
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