coagulates:

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

hysterialevi:

When you choose a dialogue option and your character starts saying some entirely different shit

warmforged:

legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

ct-7567:

duessaherself:

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

Thats pussy babe!

b4us:

Andrew Hussie: Every Homestuck ship is canon, please stop fighting and just enjoy the comic

Alex Hirsch: Every Gravity Falls theory is canon, please stop fighting and just enjoy the series

Griffin McElroy: Every Adventure Zone headcanon is canon, please stop fighting and just enjoy the podcast

Rebecca Sugar: People can draw my characters however they want to, please stop fighting and just enjoy the series

90% of the fandom anyway: