chaoticdirt:

2baekxing:

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

Brushing your teeth apparently isn’t romantic.

trees-and-sky:

only socially acceptable way to win the heart of the person you like is by beating them and the rest of the competition in Mario Kart

kbnet:

>Be Sayaka
>Suddenly thrust into weird and dangerous situation
>Be undaunted, become magical girl
>Save dozens of people
>Offer a good friend and crush an new lease on life
>Have your own life permanently fucked over by a disingenuous alien cat
>Realize you were wrong about what you wanted, because you’re a dumb teenager and that’s how it goes
>Fall prey to a system which has claimed many thousands before you
>Inspire the girl who will end the system forever
>People on the internet think you’re a useless idiot who had it coming

solitakavinsky:

grumpybell:

like full offense, but why are romcoms constantly being criticized for being “unrealistic” and “too self indulgent” but action movies with impossible car stunts and huge shoot out scenes that are led by an average looking, mildly in shape man (who is somehow a practically indestructible and unbeatable fighting robot) are not? 

the answer is because romcoms are generally made for women, and women’s fantasies are never indulged by society the same way men’s are. 

she said what had to be said

boopthemanbooster:

whoooo-eliwood:

Marcus and Merlinus are very much connected. They both survive the events of Fe7 no matter what (even if you can’t use Marcus after he “dies”) and both even go on to advise Roy. Neither of them have canonical spouses nor was it explicitly stated they were married. They both however are the only paired ending the other can have in Fe7. In this essay, I will