silverhawk:

silverhawk:

animals dont have any obligations or anything. a deer can just lay in one spot of the forest all day & thats that. they dont eventually have to get up and try to put their life together. that IS their life. wtf.

& do you ever think abt how birds could just fly to like, another state & stay there & that’d be that??? like they dont have to stay in the areas they are in now & i dont mean like, migration. they could just permanently move to another state or something. but they usually dont. wtf. it wouldnt cost them a cent

morthils:

tolkienteacher:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

gallusrostromegalus:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thestoryofaslut:

treblearietta:

nitohkousuke:

plasticdingus:

vaknosh:

tehjai:

electricsed:

All the flavor, none of the bigotry!

Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.

Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:

  • ¼ cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons honey
  • 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
  • 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
  • 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons BBQ sauce

@crochetcupcakes-n-latte

Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.

@hakaseheart

Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578

He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!

Cooking Comically recipes are the best 🙂

Ooh

Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A ❤

(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)

I tried this recipe tonight! I have never been (and will never go) to the restaurant, so I can’t speak to how accurate it is to the original, but this is a good recipe! Very easy and tasty. The pickle marinade is something else.

This is actually a pretty good dupe. 

reblogging because if i hear “i know they’re homophobic but the nuggets are just SOOO tasty!” one more time i’m going to lose my shit

oppa-homeless-style:

chefpyro:

here’s my question:

in undertale, toriel left asgore because he started killing human kids (which yeah okay) but that never happened in deltarune’s timeline so what did asgore do in deltarune that was equally bad and made toriel take the kids

@toby tell me the tea

spent asriels college savings on flowers so now their oldest son is racked with student loans

shiftingpath:

fairy-nidoran:

darkwingsnark:

fairy-nidoran:

darkwingsnark:

Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be their father. Even if it’s not biological…. BESIDES, it’s canon that all babies come from storks in that world, let the man just have a horde of babies because the stork won’t STOP SENDING THEM.

Maybe each koopaling wasn’t technically Bowser’s kid but little bastards that none of the Storks wanted to deal with so they dumped them at Bowser’s every time because they kinda look like him and so they can be his problem and Bowser just rolled with it.

… I mean why else would they have their own rooms in some versions of Bowser’s castle, their own airships and castles with their names on it if they ain’t special to Bowser in some way? Petey Piranha doesn’t get that kinda treatment.

You get it. You’re a keeper. 

And, being Bowser, he probably doesn’t even question any of it, questions are for nerds. Except possibly how did “Roy come pre-packaged with sunglasses?” because let’s face it, he probably did arrive like that.

being Bowser he probably did a little doubletake and then muttered “That’s a cool baby…” in a sort of alarmed tone

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

  • refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
  • whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
  • stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
  • supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
  • stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
  • give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
  • obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
  • throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
  • “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  • build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
  • say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
  • try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
  • clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
  • make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
  • stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
  • own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  • burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
  • demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
  • start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
  • “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  • the flattery supplex
  • talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
  • write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
  • slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
  • ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
  • this: