the way how Palkia just BURSTS IN AS A LOWKEY DEU EX MACHIENA TO THE END OF THE DARKRAI PLOT GETS ME EVERY TIME

Dialga: oh my tower is falling apart I’ll just wallow until I slowly become insane

Palkia:

Spend two whole years in high school having a huge crush on this straight girl and being very angry at myself because falling for straight girls is the worst. Then at our five year reunion she strolls in and introduces me to her…. wife. And if this is not bad enough her wife exclaims “Oh it’s you! The Art Girl! My wife had such a huge crush on you in highschool! ” Why can’t I have a proper gaydar?

fluent-in-lesbianism:

da-pun-master:

Me: *Doesn’t study*

Me: *Gets a bad grade*

Me:

ghost-wants-murder:

some susie and noelle stuff

Source: ghost-wants-murder

wordbending:

this video by Scarodactyl is incredible

Source: sneakyfeets

beetlegarden:

hmmmmm…. perhaps apathy is boring……. & perhaps passion is cool………. being excited about things is endearing……..having interests makes one more interesting…….perhaps mocking and finding flaw in everything makes one’s world less saturated and enjoyable……..hmmm……..just been thinkin about it….

zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.