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pussyfemme:

anarchy-kisses:

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

can we get a lesbian gangster movie please so we have a scene where someone asks for a strap and some amusing confusion happens

dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time

computationalcalculator:

moonlandingwasfaked:

oh good lord it’s bad if fox news is also with them

talktotheboob:

the holy trinity

Source: talktotheboob

cryptid-coyote:

Just learned from my mom that when she was in elementary school the big slur for lesbian was ORB and I’m laughing my ass off

c-loudgay:

my sister was asking my mom if she’s “too young for boys” and my mom pointed at me and said “she’s still not into boys, she’s being smart” and i almost snorted

eat-row-sleep:

kingsmitty55:

mecheechee:

queens-be-like:

This professor savage 😂😂

Baby first name April middle name Fools😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeet

He saw his whole career flash before his eyes. He was sweatingggg

mono-black-devotion:

chandra-nalaar:

mono-black-devotion:

chandra-nalaar:

chandra-nalaar:

getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could

knowing i am lower on the college food chain than 20 year olds who say “weird flex but okay” and “sure jan” in real life has done irreparable psychological damage

I can’t wrap my head around art school bullies

i said i hate anime and now they want me dead

Oh I thought they were just being mean you didn’t tell me you provoked them