Oh my gooooood Token Straight Friend Weiss would be so great though
[blake does something cute for yang]
yang, A Lesbian In The Know: aww babe….that’s gay….
blake, A Bisexual Also In The Know: lmao yeah
weiss, Confused Straight: what
Weiss: hey yang, not that i would ever criticize personal hygiene, but this is the third time youve trimmed your nails this week, what gives
Yang, A Lesbian: uhh.
[yang and weiss hanging out]
yang, A Lesbian, on the phone with Blake: hey babe can you bring me my flannel jacket when you come over tonight? also if your nails are claws like last time you’re not even getting into my room
weiss, A Straight Girl: what do her fingernails have to do with anything?
Blake, responding over the phone: sure babe but if you play tegan and sara in the bedroom one more time im never cutting my nails again
Weiss: can someone please just answer my question
Blake *whispering to Yang*: “Tonight lets eat out, hmm?”
Weiss *stands from the other side of the room*: “As a part of team RWBY I’m very offended you wouldn’t invite me and Ruby too. Favoritism within members may just destroy our team unity. One of the first things they taught us at school was to always share everything with your team members, starting with meals and I had to learn it the hard way! Why wouldn’t you inv-”
Blake: *blinking*
Yang: “…”
We as a fandom have gotten a lot of mileage out of Useless Lesbian Weiss Schnee, but if she is confirmed as Straight in canon like we think she is I kinda want jokes on the other end of the spectrum. Confused Straight Friend Weiss Schnee surrounded by LGBT culture. Yang: jjghfhdgh hxdhshds Weiss: *sobbing* “Just use words. I’m begging you.”
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