>Be Sayaka >Suddenly thrust into weird and dangerous situation >Be undaunted, become magical girl >Save dozens of people >Offer a good friend and crush an new lease on life >Have your own life permanently fucked over by a disingenuous alien cat >Realize you were wrong about what you wanted, because you’re a dumb teenager and that’s how it goes >Fall prey to a system which has claimed many thousands before you >Inspire the girl who will end the system forever >People on the internet think you’re a useless idiot who had it coming