plutodeservesplanethood:

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

That fact that Canada Dry isn’t in all caps makes it seem like the text version of when someone badly edits one word over another in a video.