kazoomusic:

abomination-of-gender:

christianity: the lord is my shepherd and i am a lamb whom He will guide to safety

judaism: we call ourselves “the god-punchers”, bc we like to remind Him of that time He lost a fight against our great-great-great-granddad

god: *does a thing in the bible*

christianity: i may not understand this but it must have something to do with how the lord wants me to act. I will ask my religious leader because he has a special connection with the lord. he will give me a concise and useful answer.

judaism: what the fuck
judaism: *2000 years of arguing later*
judaism: why the fuck