chickenmcnuggies:

that gender pmd post reminded me of the fact that (excluding the player’s character) every pokemon in the first mystery dungeon game was genderless. But if your character is a Skitty, you learn attract very early on-and instead of it taking a whole Cryogonal sort of thing where it’s useless is does the opposite and works on every pokemon in the game, from a little Metapod all the way up to fucking Rayquaza

like you’re literally so adorable that a literal weather deity can’t even bring itself to hurt you even when the fate of the world depends on it and you’re slapping it to death