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ignazioseyebrows:

This isn’t particularly good/funny so if you want to make a better version please feel free to do so!!

“You’ve got to be stirring my pasta”. Of course my fat ass would have a birthday about pasta. 

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING HE SAID, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

you’ve got to be playing my nipples

you’vwe got to be playing my radio