coxinyoface:

so i don’t play splatoon but TIL that squid kids from splatoon. just. straight up dissolve. in water. because they’re ink?

uh. so. 

how is it physically possible that we’re fishing these larval ink children???

are we somehow spotting and baiting them some way as to drag out dissolved squid like wax fake food samples? if so, what are the mechanics of animal crossing fishing rods to be able to do that? maybe we’re actually saving their lives and then turning around and feeding them to The Beaver as sacrifice? …or am i misunderstanding how splatoon squids work. because honestly what the fuck. get on ur lore crossover consistency nintendo