maximum-overboner:

when i was about seven my mum and i had some time to kill so we went and played laser tag together. it was just the two of us, so we got merged with another group (i think they were there on a birthday party) of other kids that couldn’t have been older than ten. the problem is that my mum is an extremely competitive woman so you better fucking believe that, as the only adult, she completely fucking stomped on these poor kids, myself included. all maternal love vanished from her eyes at the sight of a scoreboard. also of note; she’s about six foot tall so she absolutely obliterated us. it was a massacre out there. she was doing front rolls and shit. when the staff announced her the winner she threw her hands up, whooped and gloated about how great she was at laser tag