- 1980s high school comedy cliques with fancy Latin names
- Doesn’t want to admit it’s just Earth/Wind/Water/Fire
- List of animals the author thought were cool in middle school
- Brave But Dumb, Smart But Socially Inept, Sexy But Evil, and Has A Great Personality
- That political spectrum diagram they made you memorise in Social Studies
- Ego, superego, id
- Dungeons & Dragons classes
- Thinly disguised national stereotypes
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homestuck