pickle-kun:

misterjukebox8:

I’m sorry but the very concept of Wario willingly paying taxes is laughable

Many of the characters are royalty, and therefore collect taxes, not pay them, though Ganondorf might (and this is a very slight might) pay taxes to the greater Kingdom of Hyrule.

Dark Samus is a Phazon entity who has no concept of anything other than Death and Phazon.

Bowser Jr. is not only a prince, but also a minor without income.

All the Pokemon are literal animals. Duck Hunt too.

Ridley is a pirate.

Palutena is a literal deity.

Dr. Mario absolutely embezzles money.