biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

histrionicintrovert:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

ironically all the people I’ve heard of who’ve been out here stealing people’s firstborns are evangelical Christians and border agents, while the witches and queer people I know oppose stealing children

holy shit