Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:
– The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender
– I’m gay and confused
– That’s it
“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto
Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.
Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.